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Je N' en Connais Pas La Fin

Lachine, Qc

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About me

I am your bilingual prototypical state of the art non-prototype. I am a white guy with outstandingly normal features, searching for a dark enchantress who I can call "The Tongue." If you have graduated high-school and have a job, and have no gills, then I am proud of you. If you've ever eaten macaroni and cheese and thought about what it would be like to meet someone else who is eating macaroni and cheese, then put your fingers to your keyboard and type me up a little note telling me about your up-bringing and why you've never coated your legs in hot fudge, and then throw a glass bottle full of marbles at my face. I was about twelve years old when I figured out that VCRs should not shoot cream. I need a woman with no tentacles to rub my legs while I watch Star Trek reruns and tell me I should stop swearing at your dyslexic chia pet. I will buy you many scarfs and maybe, if I like you, I will even buy you a paper-mache boot. If you think you can be a mermaid of the lunar sea and want to try and tackle me onto the proverbial chicken coop of destruction, well then I'll be here for you. I miss you already. If you are wondering what the title of my ad means, just ask Abraham Lincoln. If you are not a lesbian don't worry about my fascination with throwing marshmallows at your burning next of kin.

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